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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-24-2020
i asked ant-man for a dollar, he said "sorry im a bit short"
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Piano1997 - 08-24-2020
In 2017 I didn't jog. In 2018 I didn't jog. In 2019 I didn't jog. In 2020 I still haven't jogged.
This is a running joke.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - dong - 08-24-2020
I woul* say a joke, but my * key broke. Who am I?
Mana
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Mana - 08-24-2020
(08-24-2020, 09:44 AM)dong Wrote: I woul* say a joke, but my * key broke. Who am I?I'm bouta puncture your fucking d if you keep this up
Mana
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-24-2020
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? AYE MATEY.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-24-2020
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-24-2020
What did the car say to its tires?
Thanks for keeping it wheel.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-25-2020
what concert is the cheapest to go to?
50 cent and nickle back
RE: Dad joke of the day! - 🅱️eter - 08-25-2020
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-25-2020
NURSE: "Blood type?" DAD: "Red."