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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 05-13-2021
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 05-14-2021
How do Celebrities stay cool? They Have Many Fans!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-26-2021
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-05-2021
Web forum: Are you under 18?
User: Yes
Web forum: can you explain why you are under 18?
User: I was born at a very young age
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-09-2021
If you wait for a waiter, aren't you technically the waiter?
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 09-11-2021
![[Image: chess.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772976277963145217/886129640467497000/chess.png)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-16-2021
How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
You end up smelling like ancient grease.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - [test] mattquake11 - 09-16-2021
Saw this one in another Discord and it made me laugh a bit.
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 10-17-2021
why does a plant hate math?
it gives them the square roots
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 10-19-2021
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!