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RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-13-2020
Its 3 am which means its the next day for me, so here's dad joke of the day: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-13-2020
Okay, so here's a three-layered dad joke.
You know what I absolutely hate?
Elevators, they really drive me up a wall. So, I've been taking steps to avoid them.
The issue with stairs though, they're always up to something.
Sorry Titan, pinky swear I didn't just steal this.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-13-2020
A man threw a gallon of milk at me today, how DAIRY.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020
How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it together
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-13-2020
(08-13-2020, 01:05 PM)Penguinslayer4 Wrote: How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it togetherIs this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol
also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Burb - 08-13-2020
I hope this translates ok through text.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1HtFuc1Z0w)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020
(08-13-2020, 01:38 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol
also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3
RE: Dad joke of the day! - §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-13-2020
(08-13-2020, 01:49 PM)Penguinslayer4 Wrote:(08-13-2020, 01:38 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol
also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3
penguin's personality trait is being a penguin hehehe <3
RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-13-2020
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? nobody knows
RE: Dad joke of the day! - B0T.ikillyou - 08-13-2020
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.