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RE: Dad joke of the day! - dong - 08-13-2020
If you see a crime at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
RE: Dad joke of the day! - lacer - 08-13-2020
my dad is gone
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Pixie Pickle - 08-13-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-13-2020
So one day, not too long ago I bought the shoes from this drug dealer dude I knew. I have no idea what this guy laced em with, but I've been tripping all day.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - TheUltraFish - 08-13-2020
How does a fish get high? He smokes sea weed.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - saltychapdaddy - 08-13-2020
You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A Trumpet.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - 🅱️eter - 08-14-2020
I had a joke about a broken pencil
But then I realized it was pointless
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-14-2020
Today’s dad joke of the day: What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-14-2020
Dad: How much was the chimney on your house?
Neighbor: ummm I don't know
Dad: I'll bet it was free
Neighbor: why do you say that?
Dad: Because it was on the house.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-14-2020
What do you call a duck that's addicted to drugs? A Quackhead.