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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Ethan - 08-14-2020
This. This guy is the joke of the day
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-15-2020
Dad joke of the day: How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.
Also y'all got me laughing at the worst jokes possible, I love it!!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-15-2020
A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - JesseTheUndeadCowboy - 08-15-2020
(08-15-2020, 06:31 AM)daisy Wrote: A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.Wait. I thought someone already made this joke in the thread?
It was a Shih Tzu.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-15-2020
(08-15-2020, 06:50 AM)JesseTheUndeadCowboy Wrote:(08-15-2020, 06:31 AM)daisy Wrote: A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.Wait. I thought someone already made this joke in the thread?
It was a Shih Tzu.
I guess I am the new joke of the day cause I didn't realize it <3
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-15-2020
Two old boys sitting in the pub and a giraffe walks in and lays on the floor.
Sometime later the bartender walks up to the old boys and asks "why's that lyin there?"
The old boys look back then say to the bartender "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe "
RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-15-2020
You know I have a lot of jokes about retirement people. But none of them work
RE: Dad joke of the day! - §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-15-2020
what did Batman say to Robin before he got into the batmobile?
"Robin, get in the batmobile."
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-15-2020
idk if this one was said but, anyway Do you wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it
RE: Dad joke of the day! - dong - 08-15-2020
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.