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RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-18-2020
Dad joke of the day: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (pls laugh)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-18-2020
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-18-2020
What do you say to Titan when he's mad?
Calm your tits! @"Titan17"
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-18-2020
(08-18-2020, 09:16 PM)daisy Wrote: What do you say to Titan when he's mad?
Calm your tits! @"Titan17"
Gonna make this a DR bind.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-18-2020
No, just no.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-18-2020
I had to do one more cause idk man, I found this so funny.
What did the French chef give his wife for valentines day? A hug and a quiche.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-19-2020
I feel sorry for people with same gender parents. Either they get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an endless loop of, "Ask your mum."
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-19-2020
CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-19-2020
(08-19-2020, 10:59 AM)Titan17 Wrote: CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
-1 this he's canadian therefore he is lying.
![[Image: 3058fab039bb59197566d5cf70f3adb9.png]](https://gyazo.com/3058fab039bb59197566d5cf70f3adb9.png)
fake ass
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-19-2020
(08-19-2020, 01:22 PM)Noire Wrote:wtf? lol also sir, the joke meant as if she/he wants to pour it in the bag, second, what does this have to do with Canada and me being wrong lol(08-19-2020, 10:59 AM)Titan17 Wrote: CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
-1 this he's canadian therefore he is lying.
fake ass
I'm only joking