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Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-12-2020
So i’ve been doing Dad joke of the day on the general channel on discord. But someone reminded my small brain that I could do it here. Dad jokes are life, so why not?
Feel free to reply with any Dad jokes that come to mind!!
To start it of, today’s dad joke of the day: What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-12-2020
this is gonna be my favorite thread i can already tell
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-12-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-12-2020
I watched this one documentary on beavers.
It was the best dam thing I'd ever seen
you are welcome
RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-12-2020
I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-12-2020
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - B0T.ikillyou - 08-12-2020
You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-12-2020
why was 2019 afraid of 2020? because they had a fight and 2021.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - DaSeaBass_ - 08-12-2020
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-12-2020
my local graveyard has become overcrowded.
seems like people were dying to get in.