+- Dinkleberg's GMod (https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site)
+-- Forum: Community (https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/forumdisplay.php?fid=5)
+--- Forum: General Discussion (https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/forumdisplay.php?fid=18)
+---- Forum: Shitposting (https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/forumdisplay.php?fid=72)
+---- Thread: Safety Announcement (/showthread.php?tid=17298)
Safety Announcement - Icey - 10-21-2022
Safety Brief:
Do not travel to New Mexico this weekend. If you find yourself in New Mexico the skin walkers already have your scent.
PFC Brown does not exist and is a figment of your psychosis. What psychosis you might ask? Good question. The medication you took this morning makes you forget these things. The diary in your room is there to explain. If you can’t find your diary readily available it means your previous self hid it somewhere. DO NOT go looking for said diary.
If you recieve a call from agent “Wilson Lamb” from NCIS asking about the “CCRI incident last week” immediately hang up and count backwards from 20. If you do not get a call back in those 20 seconds you are in the clear.
Tonight the moon is in its waning crescent phase with a 17 percent illumination, an Ecliptic latitude of 4.42 degrees, and an Ecliptic longitude of 158.89 degrees. The sun will ALSO be aligning with Venus tonight. Combined these two things mean that Navy Duty is going to be ROVING. If they chase you, use your best fight or flight instinct.