[Gary Abusey]

So my first post was about song requests so you dont really need to welcome me  ;) . 

Gary's the name
Queueing songs is my game
When youre playing TTT
You can expect to find me

About a year ago I found a place called Dinkleberg
I enjoyed it so much you know i had to splurge
I emailed the main man Dinkle
Didnt need to give it a thinkle
And i donated some dough
before i had to go

I hopped on a plane and flew down to Texas
only 18 so you know i was feeling nervous
because I had just purchased
A ticket to the Armed Forces
And now i was at my end
in a city known as Lackland

Forget what you know
because bootcamp blows
stuck in a dorm with 50 other guys
my recruiter fed me a bunch of lies
but 1 year later I can say i dont regret it
Wouldnt change anything you can just forget it

Now my raps finally ending
You're blown away "It was stupendous"
But before I go I need to stop pretending
the names not Gary, its Brendan. 

*Mic Drop*

This is intended to have a Will Smith style rap feel to it. But yeah I'm basically transitioning from Military to college life shortly which is why i have so much free time. If you're gonna thank me for my service, let it be for my amazing song choices.

[Yeezy Jeezy]

Yo welcome to the forums Gary! Good job on the rap, but Texas doesn't rhyme with nervous (even in the style of Will Smith) so -1 from me.

[polaroid]

Welcome to the forums? xD

[Penguinslayer4]

Welcome! Always a pleasure hearing your queue's on ttt!

[Starky]

You que what I suggest so yeah welcome.

[Lord Cursed]

So did you get your other halfs permission to make this post if not oh boy,your assets are grass.