[tiefling lesbian]

race: tiefling
class: lesbian
none of this other shit has anything to do with d&d

[A silly goose]

—Geronimo the Dwarf Thief—  
                —Stats— 
                 • Health:25

                 • Stamina: 25

                 • Mana:250

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: Sassy whip, a whip that does 25% on enemies but has been imbued with the spirit of a shittalking elf who on contact disses the enemy for 1% morale

                 • Companion: Lulu the duck, a duck that has been feed ketoimine and fentanyl that becomes enraged at the sight of the color red. Upon enraged, lulu has a 15% chance to attack a companion, 40% if a cleric is in the party (really hates religion)

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: Utter Annoyance, when cloaked Geronimo can tie the opponents boots or shoes together and cause them to trip, if opponent does not wear shoes or boots this attack cannot be used

                1. AOE: Thievery can slowly take pieces of opponents items or armor

                2. Stat Boost: Ring of agility 10% increase in speed, 20% if Geronimo is currently drinking or drunk

                3. Summon: Bag of holding that holds alchohol

                4. Fortune: 5% Lulu also drinks alchohol which increases her attack by 20+(roll)

[Damien]

            —KaptainLes—  
                —Stats— 
                 • Health: 125

                 • Stamina: 150

                 • Mana: 200

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: Boomerang (Does 25 damage per hit, hits twice)

                 • Companion: Jaxon (Is a good boy, distracts the enemy. +10 intimidate with a stare of superiority.)

            —Combat Skills—

             • Ultimate Ability: "Do you like the sun?" (Group receives temporary invincibility while a mini nuke strikes. 75% of the enemies present are killed instantly, while other 25% mutate)

             1. AOE: “Diggy Diggy Hole” (Spawns a pitfall beneath enemies)

             2. Stat Boost: "Speed Demon” (Increases group movement speed by 200% for 10 seconds)

              3. Summon: “Bees” (Spawns a swarm of bees that stun enemies for 10 seconds)

               4. Fortune: “Knowr” (Receives +25 gold every time somebody tries to mimic his accent)

             5. Unique:  “Aussie Attack” (Sneak attacks from ceiling, 50% chance for a critical hit)


@KaptainLes