[Generally_Suspicious]

   

I would like to notify you all that I am legally qualified to demand you not block doors. It is in fact a fire hazard.

[RussEfarmer]

no u

[jagged]

GG, serve your job well my friend

[dzzy]

went onto facebook and found you, motherfucker.

[Generally_Suspicious]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh you want my ACTUAL facebook xD?
Cuz that's some silly shit right there.

[Mr_Rippe]

Whose satire is "better": Sus-AF or The_Kor? @DaKody @"Colleen" thoughts?

[Generally_Suspicious]

Awww Warp added me and he's ugly af :].
At least he graduated <3.

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I think mine considering it stops being satire when i'm ACTUALLY legally qualified to manage crowds up to 1000 people including demanding they move from door ways :P.

But i'd like their post for reference!

[jagged]

went onto facebook and found you, motherfucker.

Lmao, Only Warpizzle would do this

[dzzy]

I may be ugly, but at least I... Well, shit. I dunno.

[Generally_Suspicious]

xD warps mah twin I can't even sit and shit on him

Deadra bros 5 lyf