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S.A.A. Shitgun Addicts Anonymous.
#21
(02-16-2017, 10:26 AM)❤ Miss Mari â¤ Wrote: I have directed lots of people to join the saa in hope that maybe it'll help them. Some of them want to join. Others are too stuck in their ways. Well for all you people who haven't yet picked up a shotgun. Let me tell you why you shouldn't. The shotgun is more than just a gun, its a disease. You start using it once, you can't stop. You think "Its the only gun i can use." "How else will I survive."  Don't pick up the shotgun. You don't deserve this. Don't do this to yourself. Pick up an assault rifle. As for the people that are already infected by this disease @Dildo Shwaggins @"John Bear". I understand what you feel like. I too used to be a shotgun addict like you. I used to think "Wow, look at all these kills I'm getting, how could I not use the shotgun?" I didn't care how many people I upset by using that monstrosity, All I care about was that I was getting kills. I still feel bad about it... Then eventually all the people getting upset that I was using the shotgun got to me. I finally picked up a vector. I don't always use a vector though, I also use the galil and famas. I learned there are more ways to kill someone than using a shotgun. My accuracy has gotten better. Less people get upset at me. I learned just how fun it is to use an assault rifle. So to all you people out there who still use a shotgun. You can heal. You can get better! You can aim if you just believe in yourself! The shotgun Isn't the only gun you're capable of using! You can use any gun you like if you just believe. You can become as good as fozzy, as good as bang bang, and if you work hard enough at it, maybe even as good as hoodie. Even if you think you can't. I believe you can if you try hard enough. But the shotgun... the shotgun wont get you there.

I have used a Vector taken from a dead body and I will be a changed man upon reception of my own Vector. As for now, I still need help. I still can't go back to my old favorite Galil because the Loco has consumed every bit of me. If someone has a second Vector, I have some things I can trade, but I'm still a pleb.
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#22
(02-16-2017, 02:34 PM)❤ Miss Dildo Shwaggins â¤ Wrote:
(02-16-2017, 10:26 AM)❤ Miss Mari â¤ Wrote: I have directed lots of people to join the saa in hope that maybe it'll help them. Some of them want to join. Others are too stuck in their ways. Well for all you people who haven't yet picked up a shotgun. Let me tell you why you shouldn't. The shotgun is more than just a gun, its a disease. You start using it once, you can't stop. You think "Its the only gun i can use." "How else will I survive."  Don't pick up the shotgun. You don't deserve this. Don't do this to yourself. Pick up an assault rifle. As for the people that are already infected by this disease @Dildo Shwaggins @"John Bear". I understand what you feel like. I too used to be a shotgun addict like you. I used to think "Wow, look at all these kills I'm getting, how could I not use the shotgun?" I didn't care how many people I upset by using that monstrosity, All I care about was that I was getting kills. I still feel bad about it... Then eventually all the people getting upset that I was using the shotgun got to me. I finally picked up a vector. I don't always use a vector though, I also use the galil and famas. I learned there are more ways to kill someone than using a shotgun. My accuracy has gotten better. Less people get upset at me. I learned just how fun it is to use an assault rifle. So to all you people out there who still use a shotgun. You can heal. You can get better! You can aim if you just believe in yourself! The shotgun Isn't the only gun you're capable of using! You can use any gun you like if you just believe. You can become as good as fozzy, as good as bang bang, and if you work hard enough at it, maybe even as good as hoodie. Even if you think you can't. I believe you can if you try hard enough. But the shotgun... the shotgun wont get you there.

I have used a Vector taken from a dead body and I will be a changed man upon reception of my own Vector. As for now, I still need help. I still can't go back to my old favorite Galil because the Loco has consumed every bit of me. If someone has a second Vector, I have some things I can trade, but I'm still a pleb.

To help you get over your addiction. I will trade you my vector. As long as you get rid of all shitguns. Can we come to a accord? @Dildo Shwaggins
I have no genuine regrets. You lot can go fuck yourselves, I'm done being treated like a piece of shit in your servers. Every day I'm on it's 1rdm after the other and then I'm called every slur and name in the fucking book. Tell the others to go fucking die in a fire cause I am fucking over it. And when I try to do something about it, I'm the "staff abuser". nah go fuck yourselves
#23
(02-16-2017, 03:30 PM)❤ Miss TDawg4 â¤ Wrote:
(02-16-2017, 02:34 PM)❤ Miss Dildo Shwaggins â¤ Wrote:
(02-16-2017, 10:26 AM)❤ Miss Mari â¤ Wrote: I have directed lots of people to join the saa in hope that maybe it'll help them. Some of them want to join. Others are too stuck in their ways. Well for all you people who haven't yet picked up a shotgun. Let me tell you why you shouldn't. The shotgun is more than just a gun, its a disease. You start using it once, you can't stop. You think "Its the only gun i can use." "How else will I survive."  Don't pick up the shotgun. You don't deserve this. Don't do this to yourself. Pick up an assault rifle. As for the people that are already infected by this disease @Dildo Shwaggins @"John Bear". I understand what you feel like. I too used to be a shotgun addict like you. I used to think "Wow, look at all these kills I'm getting, how could I not use the shotgun?" I didn't care how many people I upset by using that monstrosity, All I care about was that I was getting kills. I still feel bad about it... Then eventually all the people getting upset that I was using the shotgun got to me. I finally picked up a vector. I don't always use a vector though, I also use the galil and famas. I learned there are more ways to kill someone than using a shotgun. My accuracy has gotten better. Less people get upset at me. I learned just how fun it is to use an assault rifle. So to all you people out there who still use a shotgun. You can heal. You can get better! You can aim if you just believe in yourself! The shotgun Isn't the only gun you're capable of using! You can use any gun you like if you just believe. You can become as good as fozzy, as good as bang bang, and if you work hard enough at it, maybe even as good as hoodie. Even if you think you can't. I believe you can if you try hard enough. But the shotgun... the shotgun wont get you there.

I have used a Vector taken from a dead body and I will be a changed man upon reception of my own Vector. As for now, I still need help. I still can't go back to my old favorite Galil because the Loco has consumed every bit of me. If someone has a second Vector, I have some things I can trade, but I'm still a pleb.

To help you get over your addiction. I will trade you my vector. As long as you get rid of all shitguns. Can we come to a accord? @Dildo Shwaggins
I will surrender my shitguns to you in return for the Vector. Deal.
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#24
Will you be on around 11pm-1am server time @Dildo Shwaggins we can do it then
I have no genuine regrets. You lot can go fuck yourselves, I'm done being treated like a piece of shit in your servers. Every day I'm on it's 1rdm after the other and then I'm called every slur and name in the fucking book. Tell the others to go fucking die in a fire cause I am fucking over it. And when I try to do something about it, I'm the "staff abuser". nah go fuck yourselves
#25
(02-16-2017, 03:57 PM)❤ Miss TDawg4 â¤ Wrote: Will you be on around 11pm-1am server time @Dildo Shwaggins  we can do it then
Not tonight, I might be on a bit later than that but I have work otherwise.
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#26
I used to be a terrible shitgun user. When i first started, I used the shotgun 24/7, then i found the Pump shotty, and it made me even worse. I switched off it for a while and used the famas, but with the addition of the loco, it pulled back into the dark. But, thanks to the SAA, I have given up my evil shitgunning ways and i am now a certified Vector & Silenced Sniper carrier. I will occasionally return to my famas, but that is if I am bored. No more shotguns are ruining my life, and my life is going better than it ever had been before. Thank You @"Bang Bang"
#27
when your Leader and I turn into shotgun scrubs lmao.
#28
I would like to have a group confession for the relapses that have occurred tonight. Only if all of you SAA members out there are willing.
I have no genuine regrets. You lot can go fuck yourselves, I'm done being treated like a piece of shit in your servers. Every day I'm on it's 1rdm after the other and then I'm called every slur and name in the fucking book. Tell the others to go fucking die in a fire cause I am fucking over it. And when I try to do something about it, I'm the "staff abuser". nah go fuck yourselves
#29
I return to this thread to admit I am a changed man. After trading for a Vector and unboxing an M24, my shitgunning days are over. My performance has improved significantly since ending my shitgun use, too. Thank you all.
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#30
(02-27-2017, 02:54 PM)❤ Miss Dildo Shwaggins â¤ Wrote: I return to this thread to admit I am a changed man. After trading for a Vector and unboxing an M24, my shitgunning days are over. My performance has improved significantly since ending my shitgun use, too. Thank you all.

I am very glad that our movement has reached so many. I have personally had a 24% increase in wins after I finished my rehabilitation program. Happy to hear a story of success.
I have no genuine regrets. You lot can go fuck yourselves, I'm done being treated like a piece of shit in your servers. Every day I'm on it's 1rdm after the other and then I'm called every slur and name in the fucking book. Tell the others to go fucking die in a fire cause I am fucking over it. And when I try to do something about it, I'm the "staff abuser". nah go fuck yourselves


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