[woahny]

Yes I think @"Wild"  (STEAM_0:1:40063805) qualifies if this is how he spends his spare time 

I can attest to this. I fuck everyones pillows.

[Mother Nuru.]

It's obvious wild needs added, hes a big thot

[Penguinslayer4]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

[VolfVoss]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

[Penguinslayer4]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

-1 too old and dusty to be mod

[VolfVoss]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

-1 too old and dusty to be mod

-1 Does not meet age nor height requirement to be Thot

[Dildo Shwaggins]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

-1 too old and dusty to be mod

-1 Does not meet age nor height requirement to be Thot

I agree, does not meet minimum TFA standards. Next.

[Zoreo]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

-1 too old and dusty to be mod

-1 Does not meet age nor height requirement to be Thot

How does Nuru meet a height requirement?
Also @Penguinslayer4 is the second biggest thot I know (Behind Nuru)

[Dildo Shwaggins]

I am appalled that my thotness has not been recognized yet. Reeeee

-1 Not enough Thot

-1 too old and dusty to be mod

-1 Does not meet age nor height requirement to be Thot

How does Nuru meet a height requirement?
Also @Penguinslayer4 is the second biggest thot I know (Behind Nuru)

smurfs are held to different height standards than humans 

and with enough other criteria exceptions are made

[Mother Nuru.]

Okay so @Avi needs to be a larger thot. She just slipped a barrel into a barrel with ease while the rest of us struggled.
Shes obviously an experienced thot.