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BEHOLD HOW THE WHITE KNIGHT RULES LAWYER IS NOT CONTENT TO HARASS CURRENT PLAYERS;
THEY SEARCH FOR ANCIENT HISTORIES OF TIMES LONG PAST TO BLUDGEON USERS OVER THE HEAD WITH THEIR OBSESSIVE AGENDAS OF EGO MASTURBATION;
WOE BETIDE THE POOR MINORITY, FOR THEY SHALL BE NAUGHT BUT WEEPING GHOSTS HAUNTING THE ASHES OF THE DAMNED SHALL I NOT DEFEND THEM WITH MY SACRED SHIELD ARM FROM THE FOUL GRASP OF DIGITAL LETTERS ON THE INTERNET;
SEE THE HEROIC STAND AGAINST BIGOTRY, FIGHTING THE BRAVE WAR AGAINST DUMBASS HORMONAL TEENAGERS MAKING AWKWARD ATTEMPTS TO REPLICATE SHOCK JOCKEY SLAUGHTER OF SACRED COWS, NOT WITH REBUFFS OR CRITIQUES OF COMIC BUT WITH ADMINISTRATIVE ORDERS OF SILENCE AND SANCTION;
FOR IT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE THAT ONE PLUG THEIR EARS WHEN FACED WITH SUCH VILLAINY, IT IS OUR SACRED DUTY TO GAG THE MOUTH OF THE BLACK SHEEP AND THE OUTCAST