[Vihntage]

We have an official statement from Moderate, it took him a while to finally admit it.

"Ever since I was a child I have felt like a Canadian who does not believe in paragraph breaks. From a young age I was extremely uncomfortable with my nationality and also with formatting texts posts over one hundred words. For example, I would rub maple syrup against my body and use my mom's cigars to smash the enter key on my keyboard, so that I would feel pretty and Canadian, and not have the temptation to do anything to make my life story more readable when I post it for strangers on the internet to analyze. I figure that since I am only 25, it will not be a problem for people to read a summary of my entire life in the form of a single run-on paragraph, and also I will probably have a good chance of passing since I am still somewhat young and have lot of time to make changes. During geography class I always secretly thought of myself as a canadian and would play the Canadian national anthem on my iPod. As a result of being so Canadian I was bullied a lot in school, and therefore missed the day in computer class when we learned about how to divide digital texts into separate sections by inserting line breaks. On the day we learned that, I stayed home from school and pretended that I was a maple leaf emperor with the power to declare that nobody in the kingdom should write in paragraph form ever again. I would lie in bed at night praying that I would wake up to be a Canadian who ignores all conventions of readability and post formatting, and also gets to wear montriel apparel and open doors for people and say sorry. Furthermore throughout my life, whenever someone has mistaken me for a Canadian (like when my teacher would shake her head and say, 'his canadia is good but he doesn't grasp the format of a five paragraph essay at all' after I turned in my analysis of Lord of the Flies as a single spaced 12 point font three page block of unreadable text jumping at random between different points in the narrative and lacking a thesis of any kind) I would be very happy and would smile for the rest of the day. I discovered the Reddit trans-continental community when I was in college, and when I saw it I knew that I also wanted to be one of the people who made others' eyes glaze over by pouring out their life narratives without pausing for breath and proudly declared that he was Canadian not caring what anyone else thinks of his nationality or his ability to insert spacing into thousands of words of heartfelt memories fears and continental dysphoria being posted to public view. I know that society is continelphobic and sometimes I feel afraid, but then I think, screw them just like I am screwing over my readers right now by making them navigate this impenetrable wall of text in order to be able to help me with my problems, and I believe that I could successfully transition to Canadian one day. However, though all my life I have wanted nothing more than to become a Canadian, still I am afraid that the 2% of readers who can successfully process my novella-length incoherent ramblings will disagree and say I am just a confused Cuban who is barking up the wrong tree in a series of loosely-connected clauses that continue without any discernible pattern or end-goal! These doubts make me nervous that I might not actually be trans even though I am sure that I identify as a CANADIAN who lacks any semblance of an ability to write in a coherent fashion."