[A silly goose]

—Geronimo the Dwarf Thief—  
                —Stats— 
                 • Health:25

                 • Stamina: 25

                 • Mana:250

             —Character—

                 • Weapon: Sassy whip, a whip that does 25% on enemies but has been imbued with the spirit of a shittalking elf who on contact disses the enemy for 1% morale

                 • Companion: Lulu the duck, a duck that has been feed ketoimine and fentanyl that becomes enraged at the sight of the color red. Upon enraged, lulu has a 15% chance to attack a companion, 40% if a cleric is in the party (really hates religion)

            —Combat Skills—

                • Ultimate Ability: Utter Annoyance, when cloaked Geronimo can tie the opponents boots or shoes together and cause them to trip, if opponent does not wear shoes or boots this attack cannot be used

                1. AOE: Thievery can slowly take pieces of opponents items or armor

                2. Stat Boost: Ring of agility 10% increase in speed, 20% if Geronimo is currently drinking or drunk

                3. Summon: Bag of holding that holds alchohol

                4. Fortune: 5% Lulu also drinks alchohol which increases her attack by 20+(roll)