[Butter Paladin]

Emergency Response Officer for the Feds

-Sit on ass at work with firearm and body armor waiting for bad guys.
-Inspect Vehicles for VBIEDs
-Cavity Search  for Weapons and Explosives
-Deal with people with schizophrenia on a daily basis "The government has aimed the sun at me in an attempt to kill me --> here are photos of the sun as proof"

glowing brighter than the sun

I control the birds outside your window and the rats within your walls.

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Brotherrrrr.  I work along side the schizos as well.  They are seeing outside the simulation.  How'd you get into the field?

Military @ 17
Then lucky opportunity afterwards. Anyone can get into it with the right mind set and a couple easy certifications. Pay massively varies by state though.