[Jammin]

So to be clear, you only made one alt account to troll about the forums, the other 2 day-old alts used to support only your application and to downvote someone elses are not yours, and that someone else is conspiring to get you banned by making 2 alt accounts to impersonate you with IP addresses linking to computers located in Guam and the People's Republic of China. Do I have everything straight?

Sounds believable to me, +1 for trusted