[August]

Almost drowned in my grandparents' pool when I was like 2 years old... Twice...

The first time I fell in and basically DID drown, but my oldest sister saved me at the last second. Second time I slid down the slide there, but the same sister and her friends watched it happen and got to me pretty much right away. They had to keep a very close eye on me after that and made sure I wore my little floaties from then on lol. Now I'm actually a pretty good swimmer.

I also did pretty much exactly what Gabe did when I was 7. I was playing tag at the bus stop before school with a bunch of the neighborhood kids, and my dumb ass almost ran right in front of a truck. Thankfully we both stopped before I became a flapjack on the pavement.