[slater]

first time was when i was 2 years old and I had fallen asleep in a stupid walmart cart and i slumped over and fell out. my dad had barely saw and tried to reach for me, scratched my face which gave me my scar on my face, and caught me by the leg. i could've been really retarded if i landed head first into the pavement. 

second time was when i was 9, almost drowned and barely swam out when i was losing consciousness. 

third time was when i was around like 12-13 and I was driving a 4-wheeler and hit a bump and rolled the 4 wheeler, almost falling off the cliff.

fourth time was like 2 years ago when i was 16-17 almost got ran over by some old dude that was apparently drunk when i was walking home from school. 

fun times