[Dildo Shwaggins]

50mph head on with an elk that almost went through the windshield of my sub compact. Small glass cuts because it bounced off the roof/apillar. Looked at the poor thing for 3 days before it got taken away on a flat bed to auto recycling.

edit: for anyone wondering an elk is about twice the size of a dear and weights about 1100lbs.

RIP Scion, I got into a fender bender with mine last December. It’ll be dead soon. 

My experience was 2021. I had sepsis and was in the hospital for nearly a week with 105 fevers. It was awful.