[Dildo Shwaggins]

You flip on the discovery channel and you see a show like man vs wild, naked and afraid, etc. You think “it’s fake” which yes there is support off camera from the production crew. But all of you here tonight have a true story of survival to tell. A story where the obstacles faced far surpass any of those shows. You, my friends, have survived the great Dinkleberg’s GMod Forum Outage of August 9, 2023. Your move, Discovery.