[grif]

you the mfs who always be swerving while you’re driving. 
you the mfs who I see with their head down glued to their phone when I pull up next to them.

thinking what you do is funny is gonna bite hard bc one day, just one simple slip of the knee or something while you’re posting another funny picture for your pals or whatever, you start to swerve, then your hands are full with your phone, gotta drop it, but oh wait, you have no time to correct your mistake because your knees are up where they shouldn’t be, gotta put the knees down and adjust, but there’s no time, and then accidents happen.

you the mfs who cause accidents and get yourself and others killed. you the mfs dumb as fuck. I’ve been in a car accident, and there is barely to no time to react when shit hits the fan. even if you do get into an accident pulling this dumb shit, and somehow miraculously survive, even if you don’t maim or kill anyone or yourself, and even if you do, you’ll always look back and be like “wow. what a fucking stupid decision.” regret is a mother fucker when shit happens. just saying.
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“stand on business” stfu you keep ts up you’ll be standing on a duct tape X in a police station for your mugshot fool