[Sugam]

Raw eggs are nasty

but google just taught me that eggnog from the store is normally pasteurized

But even pasteurized eggs are kinda weird to think about.   Its not really cooked.    

I know milk is pasteurized at 161F for only 15 seconds.

I don't even eat mayonnaise

My theory is   i don't want to consume anything that is liquidy that came out of a chickens ass.

So the next time you eat a sandwich   just remember.... that mayonnaise.... came out of a chickens asshole
and you need multiple eggs to make mayo    so how many assholes.... of chickens     did your toungue touch.

infact   lets watch an egg come out of a chickens asshole....   this is so yummy.
We need to observe a chickens asshole.

At least god gave her some lube.    Imagine if there was no lube.   That chickens asshole would be bloodier then a saw movie.
And you would eat it.   Because you are fucking sick.   At least give the poor lube-less chicken a courtesy lick before you suck its egg down.
now immagine... STICKING YOUR TOUNGUE INSIDE A BLOODY UNLUBERCATED CHICKENS ASSHOLE. You creep go eat an omelet.