[GuyBieri]

So my story is kind of long but i guess that's acceptable in this situation :) (There's like 4 name changes here) It took me a while to get to Milk Man so here we go

So my original name was Jesseown3d, it all started back in 2009 when me and my best friend (Zane, who is also in the Marine Corps now) were starting to make YouTube videos. We were thinking of names for each other for weeks because we wanted them to be similar. He came to school one day and told me he came up with the name "Zaneown3d" and hence why i made "Jesseown3d" a thing. We mainly played games that required two people to play on one keyboard, I can't remember any of the games we played as we deleted (Or privated IDK) the videos on YouTube. So I kept this name for years before wanting to change it as it was too "childish and simple" to me. I wanted something different, that nobody would really get or have, so I started thinking of different name's or maybe even something that happened where I could use a name from it. I spent a while bouncing between names and eventually came Egesto. I came up with this name as it was my Great Grandfathers name, my family is Italian af, and just changed the letter "J" in his name to a "G" I thought it was a nice change and something that nobody would confuse with someone else.

Well I only had this name for about a year or two before changing it again and here spawns Whole Milk, I got this sweet, succulent name when I was riding around with my buddy Kevin and he disconnected his phone from his Bluetooth in his truck and his iPhone name was "Whole Milk" and it was a running joke between us. So after that I decided to change my name to Whole Milk, it had a story behind it and it was funny to me. So I had this name for a good while before i joined Dinkleberg (which led to my name change of Milk Man). So two of the guys I met on the server, they aren't part of the community, started calling me Milk Man and I kept yelling out phrases that had to do with milk and a bunch of other dirty......I mean milky things. I would get on the server and some people that have seen me join before would say "The milk man's here" and such. So I decided to change and keep my name as Milk Man (Have "Santas Bitch" in it for the holidays, Merry Christmas)

So there you have it, the long road I was on to get to Milk Man and thank you Dinkleberg for leading me to my name.

Merry Christmas to you all and have some sweet Eggnog on me.