[La Flama Blanca]

We all donate our time to help the server too, so theres another reason everyone donor and up should have it

That's great and all, but at the end of the day your time doesn't pay the server bill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@"Dinkleberg >:(" 
Would probably agree

That's a stupid explanation. If staff didn't exist, there would be no server for Dink to run. Staff members give their time and energy to keeping this server running smoothly and they should get something for their troubles. I'm not sure if extra health should even be something on the server, but regardless, if donors are able to have it, so should all staff members.

Staff members are very important. You, sir, are mistaken if you think otherwise or if you believe the owner thinks otherwise.