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I did not have sexual relations with "that" woman

This has already been proven to be incorrect as Article V states: "he had sexual relations with that womannn"

Id like to see any and all proof you have of any of Article V. Edit: I do admit to the rest of these claims

This should be enough.

Ohhhhhh that woman..... yes was a lovely time. I mean nope never seen her before

An admission. I rest my case, your honor.