[RussEfarmer]

Have you met my minimum threshold?

•    Do I recognize you? X
  
•    Do you have sufficient time on the server? X
  
•    Are you active on the forums for at least the last two months? X
  
•    Are your forum contributions something other than shitposts and/or trolling? X
  
•    Did you follow the application format and not lie? X
  
•    Are there zero miscellaneous red flags (personality issues, major incidences, etc.)? X
  

What is my stance on you resigning?
This is a terrible joke and I will regret posting it in about 45 minutes

MY FINAL VERDICT: -1


Fair-thee-well, friend. You're an absolute lad.