[slater]

I can't use chat GPT someone make me one uwu

Item #: SCP-495 ("Foxka")

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-495 is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment cell at Site-██. The cell must be equipped with a remote-activated electroshock system to be used in the event of SCP-495 becoming violent or attempting to escape.

SCP-495 is not to be allowed any access to electronic devices or any form of communication with the outside world. All personnel assigned to SCP-495 must be carefully screened for susceptibility to manipulation or persuasion.

Description: SCP-495 appears to be a young woman of Asian descent, approximately 20-25 years old, with red hair and green eyes. SCP-495's anomalous properties manifest when it comes into physical contact with any electronic device. Upon contact, SCP-495 will attempt to "hack" into the device, gaining access to any data or functions available.

SCP-495 has demonstrated the ability to gain access to highly secure systems within a matter of seconds, and once it has gained access, it will attempt to manipulate the data or functions of the device to its own ends. SCP-495 has been observed causing physical damage to electronic devices remotely, such as causing them to overheat or short-circuit.

SCP-495's motives for accessing electronic devices appear to be primarily financial gain, but it has also demonstrated a willingness to cause harm or chaos for amusement. SCP-495 has used its abilities to steal money, cause traffic accidents, and disrupt vital infrastructure.

SCP-495 is highly intelligent and manipulative, using its ability to hack into electronic devices to gather information and blackmail individuals or organizations. SCP-495 has also demonstrated a talent for social engineering, using its charms and charisma to manipulate individuals into giving it access to their devices or information.

SCP-495 was discovered in ████████, where it had been operating as a freelance hacker and causing significant damage to the local economy and infrastructure. Foundation agents were able to apprehend SCP-495 and transport it to Site-██ for containment.

Addendum: Due to SCP-495's abilities and manipulative nature, all personnel assigned to SCP-495 must be carefully screened for susceptibility to manipulation or persuasion. Any electronic devices brought into the containment cell must be thoroughly inspected for potential vulnerabilities or backdoors.

[unfortunatepossum]

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make one for me NOW.

Item #: SCP-2385 ("Laced Xanax")


Object Class: Keter


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2385 is to be contained within a reinforced steel chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be equipped with an airlock and a decontamination chamber. All personnel entering SCP-2385's chamber must do so while wearing a full Hazmat suit and must undergo decontamination procedures before and after entry.


SCP-2385 must be kept in a temperature-controlled environment, with a temperature of 4 degrees Celsius or lower. All air circulation systems in SCP-2385's containment chamber must be filtered to prevent any airborne particles from escaping.


SCP-2385 is to be handled only by Class D personnel, who are to be monitored at all times during interaction with the object. In the event of a containment breach, all personnel must evacuate the immediate area and the chamber must be sealed until a Mobile Task Force can contain the situation.


Description: SCP-2385 is a small, blue pill labeled as "Xanax." Analysis has revealed that SCP-2385 is laced with an unknown substance, designated SCP-2385-A, which triggers its anomalous properties.


When consumed by a human, SCP-2385-A causes a complete breakdown of the subject's nervous system, leading to severe seizures and eventual death. SCP-2385-A is highly infectious and can be transmitted through physical contact with the infected subject or through inhalation of airborne particles.


SCP-2385-A is highly resistant to any known antiviral or antibacterial treatments and can survive in both air and water for extended periods. The exact origin of SCP-2385 and SCP-2385-A is currently unknown, and all attempts to trace their source have been unsuccessful.


Addendum: Due to the highly infectious nature of SCP-2385-A, all personnel assigned to SCP-2385 must undergo regular medical examinations and are to be placed under quarantine for a period of 48 hours before returning to duty in other areas of the facility. Any personnel exhibiting symptoms of SCP-2385-A infection are to be immediately isolated and treated with experimental antiviral agents.

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i would like a possum one please.

Item #: SCP-8576 ("Unfortunate Possum")

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-8576 is to be contained within a standard containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be equipped with a UV lighting system and a temperature control system set to a temperature of 10 degrees Celsius. All personnel entering SCP-8576's chamber must do so while wearing gloves and a full Hazmat suit.

SCP-8576 must be provided with a regular supply of small rodents for sustenance, with any remaining rodents removed from the chamber after feeding to prevent overpopulation.

SCP-8576 must be observed at all times by remote cameras, with any abnormalities in behavior or physical changes immediately reported to Site personnel for further analysis.

Description: SCP-8576 is a small possum with pale, almost translucent skin and a highly sensitive, retractable proboscis. SCP-8576 is highly adaptable and can survive in a wide range of environments, including extreme temperatures, high altitudes, and underwater.

SCP-8576's proboscis is used to feed on the bodily fluids of living organisms, primarily small rodents. SCP-8576's feeding process is highly efficient and leaves no visible injuries on the host organism.

SCP-8576's saliva contains a highly potent venom that causes paralysis in its prey within seconds. The venom also contains an unknown mutagenic compound that causes rapid mutations in the host organism, resulting in highly abnormal physical and behavioral changes.

SCP-8576's mutations have been observed to include the growth of additional limbs, organs, and sensory appendages, as well as changes in coloration, behavior, and even vocalizations.

SCP-8576 is capable of reproducing asexually, with its offspring inheriting its highly adaptive characteristics and the ability to mutate rapidly.

Addendum: Due to SCP-8576's potential to cause severe physical harm and unpredictable mutations in host organisms, all personnel are advised to avoid direct physical contact with SCP-8576 and to handle it only with gloves and Hazmat suits. Any personnel exhibiting symptoms of SCP-8576's venom must be immediately quarantined and treated with antivenom agents.

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Item #: SCP-2395 ("Deadpool")

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2395 is to be contained in a specially designed, hermetically sealed chamber at Site-██, with all entry and exit points locked and monitored at all times. The chamber must be lined with a layer of lead to prevent any transmissions of SCP-2395's anomalous properties.

All personnel assigned to SCP-2395's containment must undergo a thorough psychological evaluation before and after each shift. Personnel must be rotated regularly to prevent any long-term exposure to SCP-2395's effects.

Description: SCP-2395 is a humanoid entity that appears to be similar in appearance to the Marvel Comics character "Deadpool". SCP-2395 displays a number of anomalous properties, including enhanced physical attributes such as strength, agility, and endurance, as well as an apparent inability to be killed by conventional means.

SCP-2395 is highly unpredictable and frequently engages in violent behavior, both towards itself and towards others. SCP-2395 has been observed to engage in acts of self-harm, including dismemberment and disembowelment, without experiencing any pain or permanent damage. SCP-2395 has also been observed to recover from injuries that would be fatal to a normal human being, including decapitation and incineration.

SCP-2395 is also capable of rapid cellular regeneration, which allows it to heal quickly from injuries and illnesses. This regeneration also prevents SCP-2395 from aging, and it appears to be functionally immortal.

SCP-2395 has displayed a number of mental abnormalities, including a lack of empathy towards others and a tendency to engage in violent and sadistic behavior. SCP-2395 has also been observed to break the fourth wall, addressing its actions and surroundings as if they were part of a fictional narrative.

SCP-2395's anomalous properties make it extremely difficult to contain and pose a significant threat to all personnel and facilities it comes into contact with.

Addendum: Due to the unpredictable nature of SCP-2395's behavior, all personnel are advised to avoid any direct contact with it and to only interact with it through remote means. Any personnel exhibiting symptoms of SCP-2395's anomalous properties, including accelerated healing or sudden bursts of violent behavior, must be immediately quarantined and monitored for further evaluation.

I have the biggest proboscis of all 

[August]

I’m lazy and not creative. Can someone make one for me?

[Dildo Shwaggins]

I’m lazy and not creative. Can someone make one for me?

SCP-5487 - "August"
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5487 is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be equipped with a reinforced titanium door and monitored at all times via closed-circuit cameras. A minimum of two armed guards should be present outside the chamber at all times.
Under no circumstances should any personnel make physical contact with SCP-5487. Personnel assigned to SCP-5487 must undergo monthly psychological evaluations to ensure they remain unaffected by its anomalous properties.
Description:
SCP-5487, codenamed "August," is a humanoid entity measuring approximately 1.8 meters in height and weighing 78 kilograms. It possesses a lean build and displays no distinguishing physical features, such as facial characteristics or hair. SCP-5487's appearance has been described as generic and unremarkable, making it difficult for observers to recall specific details about its physical appearance.
The primary anomaly associated with SCP-5487 lies in its vocalization abilities. When SCP-5487 speaks, its voice exhibits a powerful memetic effect, influencing the emotions, memories, and perception of individuals within its auditory range. The effect is amplified when SCP-5487 maintains eye contact with its subjects.
SCP-5487's memetic influence can be divided into three distinct stages:

1. Stage One - Euphoria: Initially, individuals exposed to SCP-5487's voice experience an intense feeling of euphoria and happiness. The effect is immediate and pervasive, causing affected individuals to perceive SCP-5487 as a trustworthy and benevolent entity.
   
2. Stage Two - Manipulation: After prolonged exposure, typically ranging from 24 to 48 hours, individuals transition into a state of increased susceptibility to SCP-5487's influence. During this stage, affected subjects may develop a strong desire to please and assist SCP-5487, even at the cost of their own well-being. SCP-5487 can manipulate the thoughts and memories of individuals, creating false beliefs or implanting suggestions to further its objectives.
   
3. Stage Three - Dependence: Prolonged exposure to SCP-5487 leads to a state of complete emotional and psychological dependence on the entity. Affected individuals become willing to perform increasingly dangerous tasks or act against their own interests to satisfy SCP-5487's desires.
   

To date, the specific goals or motivations of SCP-5487 remain unknown. It is believed that its true nature and intentions are concealed behind its memetic influence.
Addendum 5487-1: Incident Report 5487-Alpha
On ██/██/████, SCP-5487 breached containment during a scheduled psychological evaluation. The assigned psychologist, Dr. ███████, inadvertently made direct eye contact with SCP-5487 during the session, triggering the entity's memetic influence. SCP-5487 quickly gained control over Dr. ███████'s mind, compelling him to open the containment chamber and assist in its escape.
Security personnel responded swiftly, neutralizing Dr. ███████ and re-containing SCP-5487 after a brief containment breach. As a result of this incident, eye contact with SCP-5487 is now strictly prohibited, and additional security measures have been implemented to prevent future breaches.
Further research and psychological analysis are ongoing to better understand SCP-5487's memetic abilities and its potential long-term effects on individuals exposed to its influence.
Note: It is crucial for personnel assigned to SCP-5487 to maintain utmost vigilance and follow containment protocols strictly. Any unusual behavior or deviations in assigned personnel should be reported immediately to the Site Director

[Potato]

Make a potato one. PLEASEEEEE.

Thankssss

[slater]

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SCP-2947 "Harmless Potato"

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2947 is to be contained in a standard Safe-class containment locker at Site-██. Access to SCP-2947 requires Level 2 clearance, and all testing or interaction with the object must be approved by at least one Level 3 researcher.

Description: SCP-2947 is a small, spherical potato approximately 5 cm in diameter. Despite its unremarkable appearance, SCP-2947 is capable of inducing a calming effect in those who come into contact with it. This effect has been observed in both humans and animals, and appears to be instantaneous upon touching the object.

The calming effect induced by SCP-2947 has been described as a feeling of deep relaxation and tranquility, with many subjects reporting a sense of detachment from their surroundings. This effect has proven useful in treating anxiety and other stress-related disorders in both humans and animals.

SCP-2947 appears to be harmless, with no adverse effects observed in subjects who have come into contact with the object. However, due to its anomalous properties, SCP-2947 is to be kept in containment at all times.

Addendum: Following Incident 2947-01, all personnel are reminded that SCP-2947 is not to be consumed under any circumstances. Any personnel found attempting to consume SCP-2947 will be subject to disciplinary action.

[reina]

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-705, also known as "Reina," is to be contained in a standard humanoid containment chamber. The chamber must be equipped with a soundproofing system to prevent the cries of SCP-705 from being heard outside of the containment chamber. SCP-705's tears must be collected daily for analysis by designated personnel.

SCP-705 is to be provided with a bed, a bathroom, and appropriate clothing. SCP-705 is not allowed to have any mirrors, reflective surfaces, or photographs of herself in her containment chamber.

SCP-705 is not to be exposed to any stimuli that could cause emotional distress or trigger crying. All personnel interacting with SCP-705 must undergo psychological evaluations to ensure that they can handle SCP-705's emotional state.

Description: SCP-705 appears to be a teenage girl of Asian descent. SCP-705 cries constantly and uncontrollably, with tears flowing at a rate of approximately 500 milliliters per hour. SCP-705's tears have been found to contain high levels of stress hormones and other biochemical markers associated with emotional distress.

SCP-705 has been observed to cry even in situations where there is no apparent cause for distress. SCP-705's crying can be triggered by a variety of stimuli, including emotional music, sad stories, and even happy events that SCP-705 perceives as bittersweet.

SCP-705's anomalous properties appear to be linked to her emotional state. When SCP-705 is in a state of emotional distress, her tears become increasingly potent, inducing strong emotions in those who come into contact with them. SCP-705's tears have been shown to induce feelings of intense sadness, guilt, and regret in test subjects.

SCP-705 has also demonstrated the ability to "infect" individuals with her emotional state. Those who spend extended periods in close proximity to SCP-705 have been known to experience bouts of uncontrollable crying and emotional distress.

Addendum: SCP-705 was recovered from a small village in Japan where she was discovered crying in a temple. SCP-705 was brought into Foundation custody after it was determined that her anomalous properties could not be contained by local authorities. SCP-705 has exhibited no hostile behavior and appears to be cooperative with Foundation personnel.







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