[MissPauling]

Merry Ho Ho or whatever, Krampus Pauling is here! 

So lets play a lil game. Tell us 1 thing you want from Santa this year, and someone else is Krampus! 

Example: Dear Santa, I want 5million dollars!

And then you, Krampus, would say "Granted, but you have to kill the family dog" or something weird/messed up/morally wrong (within moderation - don't push it too far please). 


So I will start this off, and you reply as my Krampus, and then you get your Santa wish, and someone else is your Krampus and so on!


Dear Santa, this year I would like a new car!!

[Jammin]

Granted, but it is a Honda.

Dear Santa, this year I would like a stonks skin!

[bryanbrr]

Granted, it'll be Giorno.

Dear Santa, this year I would like to travel more!

[Jammin]

Granted, it'll be Giorno.

Dear Santa, this year I would like to travel more!

Not to interrupt but holy shit

[Gabeolo]

Dear Santa, this year I would like to travel more!

Aight, you wanna go to ocean right?

I want someone to buy my garbage crates

[Mana]

Granted, but you're paid in stacks of huges.

Dear Santa, I want a dinks jailbreak server.

[Emerak]

Granted, but you're paid in stacks of huges.

Dear Santa, I want a dinks jailbreak server.

Granted, but its gonna be not dinks

Dear Santa, i want a new pc.

[Penguinslayer4]

Granted, but its gonna be not dinks

Dear Santa, i want a new pc.

Granted, but it's only new to you, it's a 2001 Apple Computer

Dear Santa, I want the steam game Grounded

[MilkManFromMars]

Granted, but its gonna be not dinks

Dear Santa, i want a new pc.

Granted, but it's only new to you, it's a 2001 Apple Computer

Dear Santa, I want the steam game Grounded

Granted but its actually the 2006 ant bully for the Wii

Dear santa, I want a vr setup.

[Salty]

Dear santa, I want a vr setup.

Granted, but you have to be the new Discord Admin

Dear Santa, I want a Baratza Encore Burr Coffee Grinder