Pickup lines

~~gerbil~~ · 02-13-2021, 06:01 PM

What is your best pick-up line?
in time for valentine's day lol

**jax** · 02-13-2021, 06:16 PM

wanna see my cock?

**⋆ Fx ⋆** · 02-13-2021, 06:33 PM

Ever heard of the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?

**TheUltraFish** · 02-13-2021, 06:37 PM

She has to be sunburnt for it to apply but,

Girl, you're so hot even the sun had to stop and say "Damn!"

~~gerbil~~ · 02-13-2021, 07:26 PM

(02-13-2021, 06:16 PM)brock Wrote: wanna see my cock?

This would get me immediately lol

**MissPauling** · 02-13-2021, 07:43 PM

If you were a transformer you'd be a hotobot called OptimusFine.

~~gerbil~~ · (This post was last modified: 02-13-2021, 07:52 PM by gerbil.)

(02-13-2021, 07:43 PM)MissPauling Wrote: If you were a transformer you'd be a hotobot called OptimusFine.

Pants are already off

(02-13-2021, 06:37 PM)TheUltraFish Wrote: She has to be sunburnt for it to apply but,

Girl, you're so hot even the sun had to stop and say "Damn!"

I chuckled

**Raider Hanks** · 02-13-2021, 09:41 PM

There's no point in living another day if I can't have a chance idolizing your perfection

**Dildo Shwaggins** · 02-13-2021, 10:39 PM

Girl are you the SAT because I would do you for 3 hours with a 15 minute break for snacks

**Deer-ly** · 02-13-2021, 10:42 PM

Are you a *gin partical? because im stuck in your loop!

*no idea how spell