[DaSeaBass_]

Why do we exist?

[reinaberg]

because we won a series of evolutionary and reproductive lotteries

[Linfalas]

We exist to do stupid shit, like jump in a pool filled with 50 gallons of passion lube.

[lacer]

i exist solely to cause chaos within the dinkleberg's gmod staff team

[Raider Hanks]

bro i already took philosplhy fuck off with thatt shit

[RussEfarmer]

i exist out of spite, oh you think life is meaningless? okay and? im still going to kick ass at it
(epic backflip)