[jagged]

Granted, but now he vote bans you for 9999999999999999999 minutes

I wish that I could have my dream job

[Foxka]

Granted, but you get fired withing a week because you aren't qualified.

I wish the internet would stop imploding

[Canada]

Granted, but you get fired withing a week because you aren't qualified.

I wish the internet would stop imploding

Granted, but you can only connect to it for an hour a day.

I wish I was back in Canada

[Dildo Shwaggins]

Granted, but you get fired withing a week because you aren't qualified.

I wish the internet would stop imploding

Granted, but you can only connect to it for an hour a day.

I wish I was back in Canada

Granted, but you have to live in a cabin with no cell phone, internet, or electricity on an Arctic island.

I wish I could play guitar better.

[Avocado Toast]

Granted, but you have to play with your tongue

I wish I had 100 dogs

[Valathreon]

Granted, but you have to play with your tongue

I wish I had 100 dogs

Granted, but there's hair everywhere.

I wish I was responsible enough to do my Illustrator work.

[Dildo Shwaggins]

Granted, but you have to play with your tongue

I wish I had 100 dogs

Granted, but there's hair everywhere.

I wish I was responsible enough to do my Illustrator work.

Granted, but suddenly, the only thing you can draw well with Illustrator is penises

I wish I was responsible enough to get a career

[❤ Miss Mari ❤]

Granted, but you have to play with your tongue

I wish I had 100 dogs

Granted, but there's hair everywhere.

I wish I was responsible enough to do my Illustrator work.

Granted, but suddenly, the only thing you can draw well with Illustrator is penises

I wish I was responsible enough to get a career

Granted, but the career is professional ballet

I wish i was taller

[Dildo Shwaggins]

Granted, but you become 8 feet tall.

I wish I could ban people

[Generally_Suspicious]

Granted but it's as a fat white rich guys person fluffer.

I wish I was good enough to not have to use a shitgun.