09-25-2024, 08:21 PM
Finance bros are completely replaceable, completely interchangeable, and completely identical. If anyone here works in finance, just know that if a coworker killed you, not only would no one care, they wouldn't even notice. Your coworker would probably go insane trying to convince someone, anyone, that he killed you. He would probably call someone trying to admit his crimes, only to be told that he couldn't have killed you, because you just saw him. Your identities are so uniform, so identical, that it would be impossible for anyone to notice you were dead, even if the killer admitted it, even if the killer begged for someone to believe him. Another finance bro would just take your place, and your death would mean nothing. There would be no reason even to investigate, for the same reason no one would ever go looking for a candy wrapper if it went missing. You and your ilk are completely, utterly, 100% identical.
