I'm making a list of things Laced Xanax has said. Feel free to add any of your own.
"NICE FUCKIN-okay..."
"FREDRICK DOUGLAS WAS SLAIN?"
"Jesus Christ you have no ears."
"I fucking-OH MY GOD. 50 in 2. This game's great."
"I slammed my hand on my desk and like 3 things fell in my garbage can."
"It doesn't matter he has a fuckin' AWP!"
"Great call, don't know where we're going, but I guess we're going there."
"sigh I love CS dude..."
"All the most unaware CS players are gathered in this room."
"Goosh."
"Fucking Purple went by himself, what an idiot."
"I just gave the bomb to a bot. I hate myself."
"He was like "hmnmmm lelelelelelel." and you were like "hmmmMMMmmmm leleleolololo." And he shot you."
"Good job Blue. You did what I can't and got a kill."
"His fucking teammate was defusing and he shot him in the fucking head!"
"Yeah, just go rush A please."
"WHAT"
"That man said 'Auto-Odd Fellow' that's funny."
"Alright, bot with a Bison. Go get 'im!"
"HOW DID I MISS?!"
"Hey stop being over here, thanks."
"Helloooooo? Pizza delivery?"
*about to cry* "I was gonna Ace and he stole my kill..."
"Yeah, yeah, "Vodka with ice." I don't care."
"NICE FUCKIN-okay..."
"FREDRICK DOUGLAS WAS SLAIN?"
"Jesus Christ you have no ears."
"I fucking-OH MY GOD. 50 in 2. This game's great."
"I slammed my hand on my desk and like 3 things fell in my garbage can."
"It doesn't matter he has a fuckin' AWP!"
"Great call, don't know where we're going, but I guess we're going there."
"sigh I love CS dude..."
"All the most unaware CS players are gathered in this room."
"Goosh."
"Fucking Purple went by himself, what an idiot."
"I just gave the bomb to a bot. I hate myself."
"He was like "hmnmmm lelelelelelel." and you were like "hmmmMMMmmmm leleleolololo." And he shot you."
"Good job Blue. You did what I can't and got a kill."
"His fucking teammate was defusing and he shot him in the fucking head!"
"Yeah, just go rush A please."
"WHAT"
"That man said 'Auto-Odd Fellow' that's funny."
"Alright, bot with a Bison. Go get 'im!"
"HOW DID I MISS?!"
"Hey stop being over here, thanks."
"Helloooooo? Pizza delivery?"
*about to cry* "I was gonna Ace and he stole my kill..."
"Yeah, yeah, "Vodka with ice." I don't care."
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." — Friedrich Nietzsche