[Gabe]

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[Dildo Shwaggins]

So after the events of infinity war Thanos returned to his 'garden', that place that was visible in infinity war when he described what he'd do after he finished his work. The remaining Avengers decide to get revenge and take the fight to him. What they didn't expect though: When they arrived on that garden planet, they found Thanos completely nude. He decided to put up his armor as a scarecrow in the garden. He was cheerfully jacking it while watering the plants when the Avengers arrived. When I saw that scene in the cinema, I must say, I was shocked at the realism of Thanos' computer generated cock. Honestly, it was unreal. You could see his veins and shit on his cock. It looked so real, I almost thought it was my own - but Thanos' dick was huuuge. I mean I am not bad in that department but Thanos is just next level. The length of his cock was fucking insane. Whetever, lets continue. So then there is a flashback in which Black Panther gave Tony Stark the N-Word pass. After that scene finished, You see the Avengers approaching Thanos who is watering the plants with his cum. Tony Stark comes closer, closer, closer and whispers into Thanos' ear. The whole theater was dead silent during this scene. Stark whispers "guacamole nigga penis". Then Thanos cums again, but so much that he and all the Avengers drown in it. So beware of fake spoilers, bacause in the end all avengers are dead. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.