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Dad joke of the day!

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08-26-2021, 05:29 PM

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”

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Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-12-2020, 01:21 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 01:24 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-12-2020, 03:25 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-12-2020, 03:27 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-12-2020, 03:35 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-12-2020, 04:12 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-12-2020, 04:18 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 04:19 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Sea Bass - 08-12-2020, 11:17 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-12-2020, 11:28 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-13-2020, 01:50 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 02:59 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-13-2020, 12:20 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:05 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-13-2020, 01:38 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:49 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-13-2020, 02:16 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-13-2020, 01:41 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-13-2020, 02:26 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-13-2020, 03:43 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-13-2020, 04:13 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by suck my cock ernie keebler - 08-13-2020, 04:41 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [pink] Pixie Soldier - 08-13-2020, 05:26 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 07:03 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-13-2020, 10:53 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-13-2020, 11:53 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-14-2020, 12:17 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 12:33 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-14-2020, 06:39 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 11:51 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-14-2020, 11:49 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-14-2020, 01:07 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-14-2020, 01:25 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-14-2020, 02:10 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-14-2020, 02:41 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ckg - 08-14-2020, 03:09 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-14-2020, 03:22 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-14-2020, 06:13 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-14-2020, 08:06 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-14-2020, 08:58 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ethan - 08-14-2020, 10:28 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-15-2020, 04:48 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 06:31 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by JesseTheUndeadCowboy - 08-15-2020, 06:50 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 07:23 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-15-2020, 07:43 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-15-2020, 07:47 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-15-2020, 10:18 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-15-2020, 11:15 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-15-2020, 03:41 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [pink] Pixie Soldier - 08-15-2020, 04:12 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 04:42 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 08-15-2020, 05:50 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-15-2020, 09:32 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 10:29 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-15-2020, 10:59 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-16-2020, 05:38 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-16-2020, 08:16 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-16-2020, 10:12 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-16-2020, 12:53 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-16-2020, 03:36 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-16-2020, 03:59 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 04:25 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-17-2020, 08:05 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-17-2020, 11:17 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-17-2020, 04:56 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-17-2020, 04:57 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 07:10 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by thunderwalrusinnthebar - 08-17-2020, 08:54 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 11:30 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 12:36 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-18-2020, 08:28 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-18-2020, 09:16 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 09:18 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 09:20 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 10:37 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-19-2020, 07:04 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 10:59 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-19-2020, 01:22 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 01:27 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-20-2020, 07:10 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-20-2020, 08:17 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-20-2020, 11:41 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-20-2020, 12:52 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-20-2020, 01:27 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-21-2020, 08:09 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-21-2020, 11:36 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-21-2020, 12:34 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-21-2020, 01:24 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-22-2020, 08:03 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-22-2020, 11:51 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-22-2020, 01:52 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Uriel'is - 08-22-2020, 02:22 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by UnfortunatePossum - 08-22-2020, 03:30 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by KaptainLes - 08-22-2020, 09:20 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-23-2020, 10:31 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 12:02 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-23-2020, 01:24 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 01:26 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-23-2020, 03:57 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-24-2020, 04:33 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-24-2020, 07:25 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-24-2020, 09:44 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Mana - 08-24-2020, 10:08 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-24-2020, 11:35 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-24-2020, 12:17 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-24-2020, 10:54 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-25-2020, 02:17 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-25-2020, 10:37 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-25-2020, 12:10 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-25-2020, 12:28 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-25-2020, 05:15 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-26-2020, 05:24 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-26-2020, 10:31 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-26-2020, 10:39 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-26-2020, 11:48 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-26-2020, 12:49 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by BananaFluid - 08-26-2020, 02:12 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-28-2020, 01:18 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:39 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-28-2020, 12:50 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:52 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-28-2020, 12:54 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-29-2020, 11:15 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 08-30-2020, 01:04 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-30-2020, 04:36 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-30-2020, 05:51 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 06:30 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 08-30-2020, 08:45 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 09:51 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-31-2020, 04:37 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-01-2020, 08:48 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-01-2020, 12:33 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-02-2020, 10:00 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-07-2020, 03:25 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by malphite the adc slapper - 09-07-2020, 03:47 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [pink] Pixie Soldier - 09-07-2020, 04:13 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by malphite the adc slapper - 09-07-2020, 07:27 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 09-07-2020, 04:13 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-09-2020, 04:36 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 09-10-2020, 09:33 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-10-2020, 09:43 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-10-2020, 11:33 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-10-2020, 11:35 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 09-17-2020, 04:28 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-17-2020, 06:02 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Jaffa - 04-03-2021, 05:20 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by bryanbrr - 05-13-2021, 07:36 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 05-13-2021, 10:22 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 05-14-2021, 02:30 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-26-2021, 05:29 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-05-2021, 06:45 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-09-2021, 05:55 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 09-11-2021, 01:03 AM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-16-2021, 03:02 PM

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-17-2021, 09:28 AM

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-22-2021, 10:51 PM

RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-24-2021, 03:27 PM

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-29-2021, 06:54 PM

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-09-2021, 01:48 PM

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-17-2021, 12:24 PM

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