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Dad joke of the day!
#55
sorry not sorry I'm posting another one today

Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
Ketchup.
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Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-12-2020, 01:21 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-12-2020, 03:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-12-2020, 03:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-12-2020, 03:35 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-12-2020, 04:12 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-12-2020, 04:18 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 04:19 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Sea Bass - 08-12-2020, 11:17 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-12-2020, 11:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-13-2020, 01:50 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 02:59 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-13-2020, 12:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:05 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-13-2020, 01:38 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:49 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-13-2020, 02:16 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-13-2020, 01:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-13-2020, 02:26 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-13-2020, 03:43 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-13-2020, 04:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 07:03 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-13-2020, 10:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-13-2020, 11:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-14-2020, 12:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 12:33 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-14-2020, 06:39 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 11:51 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-14-2020, 11:49 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-14-2020, 01:07 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-14-2020, 01:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-14-2020, 02:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-14-2020, 02:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ckg - 08-14-2020, 03:09 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-14-2020, 03:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-14-2020, 06:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-14-2020, 08:06 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-14-2020, 08:58 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ethan - 08-14-2020, 10:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-15-2020, 04:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 06:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by JesseTheUndeadCowboy - 08-15-2020, 06:50 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 07:23 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-15-2020, 07:43 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-15-2020, 07:47 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-15-2020, 10:18 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-15-2020, 11:15 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-15-2020, 03:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 04:42 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 08-15-2020, 05:50 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-15-2020, 09:32 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 10:29 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-15-2020, 10:59 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-16-2020, 05:38 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-16-2020, 08:16 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-16-2020, 10:12 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-16-2020, 12:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-16-2020, 03:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-16-2020, 03:59 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 04:25 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-17-2020, 08:05 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-17-2020, 11:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-17-2020, 04:56 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-17-2020, 04:57 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 07:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 11:30 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 12:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-18-2020, 08:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-18-2020, 09:16 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 09:18 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 09:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 10:37 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-19-2020, 07:04 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 10:59 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-19-2020, 01:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 01:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-20-2020, 07:10 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-20-2020, 08:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-20-2020, 11:41 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-20-2020, 12:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-20-2020, 01:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-21-2020, 08:09 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-21-2020, 11:36 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-21-2020, 12:34 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-21-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-22-2020, 08:03 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-22-2020, 11:51 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-22-2020, 01:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Uriel'is - 08-22-2020, 02:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by UnfortunatePossum - 08-22-2020, 03:30 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by KaptainLes - 08-22-2020, 09:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-23-2020, 10:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 12:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-23-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 01:26 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-23-2020, 03:57 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-24-2020, 04:33 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-24-2020, 07:25 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-24-2020, 09:44 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Mana - 08-24-2020, 10:08 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-24-2020, 11:35 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-24-2020, 12:17 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-24-2020, 10:54 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-25-2020, 02:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-25-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-25-2020, 12:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-25-2020, 12:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-25-2020, 05:15 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-26-2020, 05:24 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-26-2020, 10:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-26-2020, 10:39 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-26-2020, 11:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-26-2020, 12:49 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by BananaFluid - 08-26-2020, 02:12 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-28-2020, 01:18 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:39 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-28-2020, 12:50 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-28-2020, 12:54 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-29-2020, 11:15 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 08-30-2020, 01:04 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-30-2020, 04:36 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-30-2020, 05:51 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 06:30 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 08-30-2020, 08:45 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 09:51 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-31-2020, 04:37 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-01-2020, 08:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-01-2020, 12:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-02-2020, 10:00 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-07-2020, 03:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 09-07-2020, 04:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-09-2020, 04:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 09-10-2020, 09:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-10-2020, 09:43 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-10-2020, 11:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-10-2020, 11:35 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 09-17-2020, 04:28 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-17-2020, 06:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Jaffa - 04-03-2021, 05:20 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by bryanbrr - 05-13-2021, 07:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 05-13-2021, 10:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 05-14-2021, 02:30 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-26-2021, 05:29 PM
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-09-2021, 05:55 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 09-11-2021, 01:03 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-16-2021, 03:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] mattquake11 - 09-16-2021, 07:45 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-17-2021, 09:28 AM
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-22-2021, 10:51 PM
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 10-24-2021, 03:35 PM
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