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Dad joke of the day!
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09-02-2020, 10:37 AM
Confucius says:
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man with hand in pocket not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
Man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A-flat minor.

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Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-12-2020, 01:21 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-12-2020, 03:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-12-2020, 03:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-12-2020, 03:35 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-12-2020, 04:12 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-12-2020, 04:18 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-12-2020, 04:19 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Sea Bass - 08-12-2020, 11:17 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-12-2020, 11:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-13-2020, 01:50 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 02:59 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-13-2020, 12:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:05 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-13-2020, 01:38 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Penguinslayer4 - 08-13-2020, 01:49 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-13-2020, 02:16 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-13-2020, 01:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-13-2020, 02:26 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-13-2020, 03:43 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-13-2020, 04:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-13-2020, 07:03 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-13-2020, 10:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-13-2020, 11:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-14-2020, 12:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 12:33 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-14-2020, 06:39 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-14-2020, 11:51 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-14-2020, 11:49 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-14-2020, 01:07 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-14-2020, 01:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-14-2020, 02:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-14-2020, 02:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ckg - 08-14-2020, 03:09 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-14-2020, 03:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by B0T. ikillyou - 08-14-2020, 06:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by saltychapdaddy - 08-14-2020, 08:06 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-14-2020, 08:58 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ethan - 08-14-2020, 10:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-15-2020, 04:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 06:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by JesseTheUndeadCowboy - 08-15-2020, 06:50 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-15-2020, 07:23 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-15-2020, 07:43 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-15-2020, 07:47 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-15-2020, 10:18 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-15-2020, 11:15 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-15-2020, 03:41 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 04:42 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 08-15-2020, 05:50 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-15-2020, 09:32 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-15-2020, 10:29 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-15-2020, 10:59 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-16-2020, 05:38 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-16-2020, 08:16 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-16-2020, 10:12 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-16-2020, 12:53 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-16-2020, 03:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-16-2020, 03:59 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 04:25 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-17-2020, 08:05 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-17-2020, 11:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-17-2020, 04:56 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Burb - 08-17-2020, 04:57 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-17-2020, 07:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 11:30 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 12:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-18-2020, 08:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-18-2020, 09:16 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 09:18 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-18-2020, 09:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-18-2020, 10:37 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-19-2020, 07:04 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 10:59 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-19-2020, 01:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-19-2020, 01:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-20-2020, 07:10 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-20-2020, 08:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-20-2020, 11:41 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-20-2020, 12:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-20-2020, 01:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-21-2020, 08:09 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-21-2020, 11:36 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-21-2020, 12:34 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-21-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by TheUltraFish - 08-22-2020, 08:03 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-22-2020, 11:51 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-22-2020, 01:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Uriel'is - 08-22-2020, 02:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by UnfortunatePossum - 08-22-2020, 03:30 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by KaptainLes - 08-22-2020, 09:20 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-23-2020, 10:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 12:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-23-2020, 01:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-23-2020, 01:26 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-23-2020, 03:57 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-24-2020, 04:33 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-24-2020, 07:25 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by ding - 08-24-2020, 09:44 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Mana - 08-24-2020, 10:08 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-24-2020, 11:35 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-24-2020, 12:17 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-24-2020, 10:54 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-25-2020, 02:17 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by 🅱️eter - 08-25-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-25-2020, 12:10 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-25-2020, 12:28 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Piano1997 - 08-25-2020, 05:15 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-26-2020, 05:24 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-26-2020, 10:31 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by J@CK XDDD - 08-26-2020, 10:39 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-26-2020, 11:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-26-2020, 12:49 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by BananaFluid - 08-26-2020, 02:12 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 08-28-2020, 01:18 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:39 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Noire - 08-28-2020, 12:50 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-28-2020, 12:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-28-2020, 12:54 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-29-2020, 11:15 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 08-30-2020, 01:04 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 08-30-2020, 04:36 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-30-2020, 05:51 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 06:30 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 08-30-2020, 08:45 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 08-30-2020, 09:51 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 08-31-2020, 04:37 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-01-2020, 08:48 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-01-2020, 12:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-02-2020, 10:00 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-02-2020, 10:37 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-07-2020, 03:25 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by augmENTreality2 - 09-07-2020, 04:13 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-09-2020, 04:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by daisy - 09-10-2020, 09:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Ēmęřăķ - 09-10-2020, 09:43 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Oly - 09-10-2020, 11:33 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by snicks - 09-10-2020, 11:35 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 09-17-2020, 04:28 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] pianoman4490 - 09-17-2020, 06:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Jaffa - 04-03-2021, 05:20 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by bryanbrr - 05-13-2021, 07:36 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 05-13-2021, 10:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 05-14-2021, 02:30 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 08-26-2021, 05:29 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-05-2021, 06:45 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-09-2021, 05:55 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 09-11-2021, 01:03 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 09-16-2021, 03:02 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by [test] mattquake11 - 09-16-2021, 07:45 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-17-2021, 09:28 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-19-2021, 11:00 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-22-2021, 10:51 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-24-2021, 03:27 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 10-24-2021, 03:35 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by I EAT HAMSTERS - 10-25-2021, 09:08 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by The Triangle - 10-25-2021, 01:16 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 10-29-2021, 06:54 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Dweebix - 10-30-2021, 03:52 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-08-2021, 01:18 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-09-2021, 01:48 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by I EAT HAMSTERS - 11-09-2021, 02:39 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Kapitan BillyBob - 11-09-2021, 05:42 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-17-2021, 12:24 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 11-29-2021, 06:49 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-02-2021, 01:13 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-03-2021, 01:29 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-09-2021, 03:22 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-15-2021, 12:33 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-18-2021, 09:13 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-19-2021, 12:38 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Deer-ly - 12-26-2021, 06:03 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by reinaberg - 02-27-2023, 10:28 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 02-28-2023, 12:38 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by slater - 03-01-2023, 06:40 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Gabe - 04-08-2023, 10:31 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 04-08-2023, 11:26 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by reinaberg - 04-10-2023, 03:58 AM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Damien - 04-09-2023, 03:37 PM
RE: Dad joke of the day! - by Nate - 04-10-2023, 02:02 PM

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