08-13-2020, 04:13 PM
If you see a crime at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
Dad joke of the day!
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08-13-2020, 04:13 PM
If you see a crime at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
08-13-2020, 04:41 PM
my dad is gone
08-13-2020, 07:03 PM
So one day, not too long ago I bought the shoes from this drug dealer dude I knew. I have no idea what this guy laced em with, but I've been tripping all day.
08-13-2020, 10:53 PM
How does a fish get high? He smokes sea weed.
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08-13-2020, 11:53 PM
You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A Trumpet.
08-14-2020, 12:17 AM
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I had a joke about a broken pencil
But then I realized it was pointless How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots
08-14-2020, 12:33 AM
Today’s dad joke of the day: What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
08-14-2020, 06:39 AM
Dad: How much was the chimney on your house?
Neighbor: ummm I don't know Dad: I'll bet it was free Neighbor: why do you say that? Dad: Because it was on the house. |
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