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Dad joke of the day!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.
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How do Celebrities stay cool? They Have Many Fans!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
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Web forum: Are you under 18?
User: Yes
Web forum: can you explain why you are under 18?
User: I was born at a very young age
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If you wait for a waiter, aren't you technically the waiter?
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How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
You end up smelling like ancient grease.
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Saw this one in another Discord and it made me laugh a bit.

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"


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why does a plant hate math?
it gives them the square roots
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Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
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