[bob]

Its 3 am which means its the next day for me, so here's dad joke of the day: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.

[Noire ♜]

Okay, so here's a three-layered dad joke.


You know what I absolutely hate?
Elevators, they really drive me up a wall. So, I've been taking steps to avoid them.
The issue with stairs though, they're always up to something.

Sorry Titan, pinky swear I didn't just steal this.

[daisy]

A man threw a gallon of milk at me today, how DAIRY.

[Penguinslayer4]

How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it together

[Emerak]

How does a Penguin built its home? Igloo's it together

Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

[Burb]

I hope this translates ok through text.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1HtFuc1Z0w)

[Penguinslayer4]

Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3

[§bKiwi The Fruit]

Is this a joke? or are you telling us how you built your home lol


also my joke of the day: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

I specifically chose that one cause I am penguin and it is penguin joke :3

penguin's personality trait is being a penguin hehehe <3

[J@CK XDDD]

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? nobody knows

[B0T.ikillyou]

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.