[bob]

Dad: How much was the chimney on your house?
Neighbor: ummm I don't know
Dad: I'll bet it was free
Neighbor: why do you say that?
Dad: Because it was on the house.

I hate that this made me laugh

[§bKiwi The Fruit]

do anti-jokes count as dad jokes? like uhh

what's brown and sticky?
a stick.

[J@CK XDDD]

You hear about the invisible man that turned down the job offer? He just couldnt see himself doing it

[dong]

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

[Emerak]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

[Ckg]

I recently went to see the doctor and when I got in the room he told me to “Pick a star sign, any sign.”
So I picked Leo cuz it’s sick.
Then he said “Nope you’ve got cancer.”

[Noire ♜]

What do you call a sketchy Itallian neighborhood?

The Speghetto.

[B0T.ikillyou]

What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?

It was loaf at first sight.

[saltychapdaddy]

So, my father was trained to hate people named Mark. Does that mean he’s a Marksist?

[TheUltraFish]

Did you hear about the joke about the deaf guy who followed the chicken crossing the joke? Neither did he