[Ethan]

This. This guy is the joke of the day

[bob]

Dad joke of the day: How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Also y'all got me laughing at the worst jokes possible, I love it!!

[daisy]

A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

[JesseTheUndeadCowboy]

A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

Wait. I thought someone already made this joke in the thread?

[daisy]

A man went to the zoo, and when he got there, there was only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

Wait. I thought someone already made this joke in the thread?

I guess I am the new joke of the day cause I didn't realize it <3

[VolfVoss]

Two old boys sitting in the pub and a giraffe walks in and lays on the floor. 
Sometime later the bartender walks up to the old boys and asks "why's that lyin there?"
The old boys look back then say to the bartender "that's not a lion, that's a giraffe "

[J@CK XDDD]

You know I have a lot of jokes about retirement people. But none of them work

[§bKiwi The Fruit]

what did Batman say to Robin before he got into the batmobile?

"Robin, get in the batmobile."

[Emerak]

idk if this one was said but, anyway Do you wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it

[dong]

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.