Dad joke of the day!

**Emerak**

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

**dong** · 08-22-2020, 01:52 PM

What do you call a short person?

Noire

**Uriel'is** · 08-22-2020, 02:22 PM

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

**unfortunatepossum** · 08-22-2020, 03:30 PM

My mom asked how my job at the horse barn was going,

Oh ya know it's pretty stable.

**Lost My Car To Gambling** · 08-22-2020, 09:20 PM

Why did the old man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well.

~~VolfVoss~~ · 08-23-2020, 10:31 AM

**daisy** · 08-23-2020, 12:02 PM

What's made of leather, a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

**Emerak** · 08-23-2020, 01:24 PM

Attached file down below is best joke of the day lol
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**daisy** · 08-23-2020, 01:26 PM

(08-23-2020, 01:24 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Attached file down below is best joke of the day lol
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yikes that self-roast though

**bob** · 08-23-2020, 03:57 PM

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.