Dad joke of the day!

**bob** · 08-25-2020, 12:28 PM

Dad joke of the day: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

**Piano1997** · 08-25-2020, 05:15 PM

"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware."

~~VolfVoss~~ · 08-26-2020, 05:24 AM

**Emerak** · 08-26-2020, 10:31 AM

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Because every play has a cast.

**J@CK XDDD** · 08-26-2020, 10:39 AM

Why the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs

**bob** · 08-26-2020, 11:48 AM

What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

**Noire ♜** · 08-26-2020, 12:49 PM

(08-26-2020, 11:48 AM)snicks Wrote: What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.

Wow, that rocks.

**BananaFluid** · 08-26-2020, 02:12 PM

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

**daisy** · 08-28-2020, 01:18 AM

What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback.

**bob** · 08-28-2020, 12:39 PM

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.